Heres a list I just pitched to McSweeneys that didnt go through…Check it out!
Questions for the 2012 Campaign More Appropriate Than “Which Candidate Would You Rather Have a Beer With?”
Which candidate would you let dangle your baby over a bridge?
Which candidate would you feel more comfortable with reading to you before bed? The book is The Notebook by Nicholas Sparks. Does this change your answer?
Which candidate is most likely to never, ever, do a Christopher Walken impression?
Which candidate would you let steal your identity only to use the money on hats?
Which candidate is more likely to use the term “Fun 9/11!”
Which candidate would make a better Bikram Yoga instructor? What if he is wearing energy crystals?
Which candidate would your rather have a face tattoo of?
Which candidate would help you understand the difference between Chipotle and Qdoba?
Which candidate would you rather watch interrupt a diplomatic meeting on steel tariffs with an acoustic rendition of The Doors, “The End?”
Which candidate would you trust running the world’s number one superpower in increasingly unsettling economic and geopolitical times?