Four Loko On

1 Feb

Hey so I have tried Four Loko twice in the new year, for those of you keeping score at home, that’s two times too many. Its disgusting, picture Bud-Lite mixed with burnt fruit punch, mixed Axe Body Spray and a night of regret.

But it did inspire me to submit this list to McSweeney’s, which was recently rejected. Its called “Four Loko on,” check it.

Four Loko On

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