New List In McSweeney’s

31 Oct

 

BEAR MARKET

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COMPANY SYMBOL
River Full of Salmon Co. RFS
Forest Fire Prevention Inc. YOGI
Buckets o’ Honey Inc. HNY
Shake Car Until Food Comes Out Co. FORD
The Four Month Nap Corporation ZZZ’s
Moral Lessons Provided Through a Stable Nuclear Family Inc. BERENSTAIN
Unsuspecting Tourists Inc. UST
Garbage That Tastes Good Inc. LUNA BAR
Documentary Filmmakers DFS
Lovable But Unsuccessful Children Co. CUBS
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