Mitt Romney Marries Dog

10 May

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After yesterday’s historic announcement from President Obama saying he supports same-sex marriage, ┬áRepublican presidential candidate, Mitt Romney immediately went to his local church and married his dog. The dog’s name is Freedom, and they first met in a gold factory in Switzerland. A spokesman for Romney said they fell in love because of their mutual common interests of jogging, walking, and avoiding homeless people. This is a picture of their wedding day. Romney’s dog could not be reached for comment because too busy sexually assaulting Rick Santorum.


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