Chick Fil-Gay

3 Aug

Yesterday marked national Chick-Fil-A appreciation day. The day was a response to the outrage over Chick-Fil-A CE0, Dan Cathy’s comments about gay marriage. Cathy said that he supports a traditional marriage between a man and a woman, but he also went on to say that he supports a traditional marriage between a factory fed chicken and his slaughterhouse. The fast food chief also mentioned that marriage has a long and proud history of dipping itself in scolding hot bacon grease, frying itself to a golden brown crispy deliciousness and prostituting itself out to unsuspecting children through bastardizing cartoon cows. Cathy then presided over a marriage between a brownie and a ice cream cone.

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