Final Destination Weddings!

27 Nov

Here is a list that I submitted for McSweeneys that didn’t get in but its good for all engaged couples to read this.. 

Final Destination Wedding Events 
  1. Volée Airlines Flight 180 crash 
  2. Accidental hanging
  3. Speeding bus
  4. Death by really big kitchen knife
  5. Train collision 
  6. Unexpected shrapnel 
  7. Live wires which leads to massive explosion 
  8. Giant falling neon signs 
  9. Final Destination Weddings 2-5 

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