Other “IES” Besides Carnies

22 Feb

 

Other “IES” Besides Carnies 

 

 Arnies-Someone who only orders Arnold Palmer’s 

 

Barnies-Someone who specializes in the the upkeep of barns

 

Darnies- Someone who justifies using the word “darn” more than twice 

 

Farnies-Someone who prefers long distance relationships 

 

Garnies-Someone who specializes in garnishes, particularly cocktail umbrellas

 

Harnies-Someone who gets married in a harness 

 

Jarnies-Someone who only pees in jars

 

Karnies-A step below carnies 

 

Narnies-Someone who can’t stop talking about Narnia 

 

Parnies-Easily confused for pornies 

 

Rarnies-Card carrying member of RARN (Reptile and Amphibian Rescue Network)

 

Sarnies-Someone who has SARS and really enjoys being around it

 

Tarnies-Someone who’s really into tarring and feathering 

 

Yarnies-Someone who makes food out of yarn 

 

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